Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Star Walk Ipoh
15/06/08, Sunday morning. Me and my mum first time join "Star Walk", organized by Star Newspaper. We so happy but very tired, cause we need to register ourself before 6.45am for the competition, and we woke up at 5am++ in the morning... ah...!! Much more tired then go working...
Another Jokes
Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part? ! S
tudent: All of me la....
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part? ! S
tudent: All of me la....
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Jokes
在古代英國，大法官非常仰慕王后美麗迷人的胸部，但他知道猥褻王后的代價是死亡。他把自己的秘密告訴了亞瑟王的御醫。
御醫答應幫他實現他的願望，大法官答應付給御醫一千金幣作為代價。於是，御醫配制了一種癢癢水。
一天，趁王后洗澡時，把癢癢水抹在了王后的胸罩上。王后穿上衣服后，感到胸部奇癢難忍。
亞瑟王急忙傳御醫給王后看病。御醫說這是一種怪病，要解癢，只有用一個人的唾液，要讓這個人在王后的胸部上舔四個小時，這個人便是大法官。
亞瑟王急傳大法官進宮為王后治病。御醫已經把解痒的藥放在了大法官的嘴裡。
於是，大法官終于實現了他長久以來的願望，在王后美麗的胸部上足足舔了四個小時。大法官過足了癮，王后的病也治好了。
大法官回到家裡，御醫趕來向他索要報酬。大法官已經過了癮，而且知道御醫肯定不敢把事情的真相稟報國王，於是便想賴帳。
御醫忿忿地離去，發誓要讓大法官付出代價。於是，他又配制了一些癢癢水。這天，他趁亞瑟王洗澡的時候，把癢癢水塗在了國王的內褲上。
第二天，亞瑟王又傳大法官進宮了....哈哈 ........... 你災死ㄚ...........
御醫答應幫他實現他的願望，大法官答應付給御醫一千金幣作為代價。於是，御醫配制了一種癢癢水。
一天，趁王后洗澡時，把癢癢水抹在了王后的胸罩上。王后穿上衣服后，感到胸部奇癢難忍。
亞瑟王急忙傳御醫給王后看病。御醫說這是一種怪病，要解癢，只有用一個人的唾液，要讓這個人在王后的胸部上舔四個小時，這個人便是大法官。
亞瑟王急傳大法官進宮為王后治病。御醫已經把解痒的藥放在了大法官的嘴裡。
於是，大法官終于實現了他長久以來的願望，在王后美麗的胸部上足足舔了四個小時。大法官過足了癮，王后的病也治好了。
大法官回到家裡，御醫趕來向他索要報酬。大法官已經過了癮，而且知道御醫肯定不敢把事情的真相稟報國王，於是便想賴帳。
御醫忿忿地離去，發誓要讓大法官付出代價。於是，他又配制了一些癢癢水。這天，他趁亞瑟王洗澡的時候，把癢癢水塗在了國王的內褲上。
第二天，亞瑟王又傳大法官進宮了....哈哈 ........... 你災死ㄚ...........
Friday, June 13, 2008
Change
Today, [10:13:30 AM] 小侯 says: 心若改變...你的態度跟著改變 態度改變...你的習慣跟著改變 習慣改變...你的性格跟著改變 性格改變...你的人生跟著改變
If heart change, your attitude will change,
If attitude change, your custom will change,
If custom change, your character will change,
If charater change, your life will change.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
GT 2008
07/06/2008 (Saturday)
Last week I went to Penang, cause need to attend a wedding dinner.
On the way to Penang, we drop down a while a Autocity.
This is the photo that I took with my Handphone.
So pity because I do not have a camera.
Last week I went to Penang, cause need to attend a wedding dinner.
On the way to Penang, we drop down a while a Autocity.
This is the photo that I took with my Handphone.
So pity because I do not have a camera.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
6/6/2008 Friday Outstation to KL Working
6/6/2008 Friday
Today go to Trading branches at KL, is one day trip. Our department was close one day and whole group of us go to the branches to do software auditing. We depart from office start 7.00am. (actually normal working hour start 8.30am) I feel so sleepy all the way driving from house to office. :p If can, I hope next time my manager will adjust the time late a bit so that we can have enough sleep.
After the auditing, it's already 7.30pm. The time we reach office is already 11.00pm.
Can you believe, we work more than 12 hours included travelling time. :s
Hahahaha! Actually, I'm really enjoy to work like that. Can go outstation and face to difference people and colleagues. Yeah~ I like to work like that.
Today go to Trading branches at KL, is one day trip. Our department was close one day and whole group of us go to the branches to do software auditing. We depart from office start 7.00am. (actually normal working hour start 8.30am) I feel so sleepy all the way driving from house to office. :p If can, I hope next time my manager will adjust the time late a bit so that we can have enough sleep.
After the auditing, it's already 7.30pm. The time we reach office is already 11.00pm.
Can you believe, we work more than 12 hours included travelling time. :s
Hahahaha! Actually, I'm really enjoy to work like that. Can go outstation and face to difference people and colleagues. Yeah~ I like to work like that.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Seminar 06/06/08
Today I go to attend a seminar that organized by SME (Small and medium enterprises).
Actually I'm not very sure what is all about SME, now I had a better understanding and know what is SME about.
I go to SME website, and read this from the website.
[SMEinfo is a one stop information portal for small and medium enterprises (SMEs). It provides information on all aspects of SME development, including financing, advisory services, training programmes, business and networking opportunities as well as other SME developmental programmes/initiatives by the Government and private sector.SMEinfo is a one stop information portal for small and medium enterprises (SMEs). It provides information on all aspects of SME development, including financing, advisory services, training programmes, business and networking opportunities as well as other SME developmental programmes/initiatives by the Government and private sector.]
Conclution, the seminar gain me some knowledge on how to earn money online.
By blogging and selling many products. Is kinda interesting and fresh for me about this earn money online. Hahah! So happy~ Hope there will be a "high hand" will come up here and teach me more. (If there is kind people that want teach me,hopefully~)
Actually I never think of want to use English as my default language to do blogging, but after I saw my colleague blogging with "good" english, this make me so want to improve my english language so much. Hopefully with the way of writting English will improve my English language.
If there is anyone out there saw my and read my English, can give me some advised and comment. So that I can learn Good English from you. Hahahaha~!
Hmm... is late now, 1.00am. Need to wake up at 5.30am, because I must reach office before 7.00am. Outstation working is kinda tired but happy~ this is what I think always~Haha!
Actually I'm not very sure what is all about SME, now I had a better understanding and know what is SME about.
I go to SME website, and read this from the website.
[SMEinfo is a one stop information portal for small and medium enterprises (SMEs). It provides information on all aspects of SME development, including financing, advisory services, training programmes, business and networking opportunities as well as other SME developmental programmes/initiatives by the Government and private sector.SMEinfo is a one stop information portal for small and medium enterprises (SMEs). It provides information on all aspects of SME development, including financing, advisory services, training programmes, business and networking opportunities as well as other SME developmental programmes/initiatives by the Government and private sector.]
Conclution, the seminar gain me some knowledge on how to earn money online.
By blogging and selling many products. Is kinda interesting and fresh for me about this earn money online. Hahah! So happy~ Hope there will be a "high hand" will come up here and teach me more. (If there is kind people that want teach me,hopefully~)
Actually I never think of want to use English as my default language to do blogging, but after I saw my colleague blogging with "good" english, this make me so want to improve my english language so much. Hopefully with the way of writting English will improve my English language.
If there is anyone out there saw my and read my English, can give me some advised and comment. So that I can learn Good English from you. Hahahaha~!
Hmm... is late now, 1.00am. Need to wake up at 5.30am, because I must reach office before 7.00am. Outstation working is kinda tired but happy~ this is what I think always~Haha!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Worth
4/6/08, four days after June, feel empty.
Five something before I left office, YLT GM Mr Chuah came in to our department.
After some chat, he said I become much more pretty. Haha!
I told him that I break with my boy friends already.
He said, he knew it, cause he did not look good to long distance love.
But frankly he said, how come I break with boy friends but become much more prettier?
Hahahahaha....! What to say, this love really make me feel pressure all the time.
Is a release for me after break.
A break that make me found myself, found my way to walk to my future, worth.
Five something before I left office, YLT GM Mr Chuah came in to our department.
After some chat, he said I become much more pretty. Haha!
I told him that I break with my boy friends already.
He said, he knew it, cause he did not look good to long distance love.
But frankly he said, how come I break with boy friends but become much more prettier?
Hahahahaha....! What to say, this love really make me feel pressure all the time.
Is a release for me after break.
A break that make me found myself, found my way to walk to my future, worth.
Monday, June 2, 2008
Life still need to go on...
Just break with my boy friends. Feel upsad. Anyhow, I wish he will be fine all the time. Life still need to go on...
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